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COSTLY LUXURY!

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Dear Christ Ambassador and gospel Minister, while you're enjoying that luxury cruise across the pacific on your private yacht, 963 million people are hungry. More than one billion people earn less than One Hundred and Sixty Naira (N160.00) per day. Thirty thousand children will die today because of  poverty. They die in some of the poorest villages on the earth - far removed from the conscience of the world. Some even happen right before your very eyes. It therefore mean that 210,000 die each week - 11 million each year - and most of them are under five years old. Of the 2.2 billion children in the world, 640 million are without adequate shelter, 400 million without safe drinking water, and 270 million without access to any medical services whatsoever.  66 million primary school-age children attend classes hungry across the developing world with 23 million in Africa alone. 2.6 million children die as a result of hunger-related causes. Hunger kills more people every ...

SHOULDN'T NEW COUPLES WATCH PORN FOR THE EXPERIENCE?

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So, in my Christian chat group, someone asked: can couples who are virgins watch pornography to learn the art of sex? I immediately took a stand on this issue which I later flogged myself over. I considered my opinions and manner of delivery to have rather been brash, and presumptuous. The position I took killed the topic on arrival, as no other person made further useful contribution on the subject. It was my desire to make right, my wrongs that spurred me into researching into this topic. Read what I found, by Mark Chamberlain, PhD , after the cut. But first, here's what I said on the group chat: "Do monkeys, baboons and gorillas have to watch porn in other to know how to do it? A woman isn't taught to open her legs during moments of deep petting, if touched in an intimate manner in-between her legs. The act and art of sex is innate in every animal including human beings."  (this statement has been paraphrased)

VERY SOON, IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE!

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I just was wondering, Rolls Royce and Toyota automobiles are both cars. It takes 6months of hard work to build a Rolls Royce, but just 13hours to build Toyota Cars. Elephants and Rats are both mammals.  Elephant's gestation period is 22months; they carry their young in the womb for nearly two years before giving birth. And they give birth to only one calf at five year intervals. Can you beat that? But wait,  have you seen a baby elephant? it's worth the 22months and even more... On the other hand, a rat's gestation period is just 21days, at most 23 days and it births up to 14 pinkies or even more... A rat becomes sexually mature and active from  its fifth week of existence but an elephant becomes sexually mature between 8-10 years but will not start mating until its 20th birthday. Isn't that amazing?

YOUR MESS, YOUR ASSET!

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Your error and mess of the past was Satan's greatest undoing... Use it against his kingdom. Its a powerful weapon at your disposal!

ARE YOU A FATHER OR A SPERM DONOR?

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On Sunday, The 15th day of June, 2014 all around the world, we celebrated fathers' day. Fathers graced several DPs, gift items flew around, fathers took over church services in several churches and special events were hosted in honour of the men we call Fathers! But among all these pious looking men on fathers' day are Child sexual abusers, wife beaters, alcoholics, etc... The fact that you have something dangling between your legs doesn't qualify you a man. In the same vein, just getting a woman pregnant does  not cloth you with the status and dignity of fatherhood, for if it does, my dog Caesar, would have been the world's most celebrated dad of all times!

CHAI, THERE IS GOD!

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I just was wondering why the above statement became such a big hit in the social media following the First Lady's reactions on the Chibok girls saga.  Does it have anything to do with the personality that made the utterance? or has it anything to do with the way and manner it was said? Am asking these questions because, here in Nigeria, the phrase 'there is God' is common place. In fact, it has become a cliché among Christians. We often make statements like: 'There is a God that rules in the affairs of men', 'I tell you, if you try me, you'll know that I serve a living God',  'friend, in all you do, just know that there is God', etc. Granted, our First Lady may not have the gift of the garb. She may not have been proficient in her communication skills, but assuredly, she has a lot of strength and courage to her credit. If you ask me, I'll tell you that she is a very wise woman too. I arrived at this conclusions after studying the Book ...

Tears in Paradise!

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August 16, 2013 – Girl Kidnapped At RCCG Redemption Camp; 5-Year-Old Oluwaseun Ogungbemile Declared Missing The case of little Oluwaseun Ogungbemile who was declared missing few days ago at the Redemption camp has been upgraded to abduction. The sudden disappearance of a five-year-old Oluwaseun Ogungbemile from the Redemption Camp of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Ogun state still remains a mystery to the family who are yet to ascertain the whereabouts of the little girl. The confused and highly demoralized parents had since the incident resigned to fate as their efforts to find their daughter yielded no positive result. DailyPost gathered that the victim, in company of her parents, had gone to the camp at Kilometer 46 on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Ogun State, to attend the just concluded convention of the church under the theme: Jesus.

HAS HEAVEN GONE BANKRUPT?

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Yes, quit looking around,  I am the one asking the question. And for clarity sake, I shall ask again, has heaven gone bankrupt?  My question stems from the recent happenings in our churches. The fact that the church of God has metamorphosed from a house of prayer and worship into a place of trade, money laundering, money doubling and a den of thieves and armed robbers, all in the name of seed sowing and ministry. To put it mildly, our churches are now branded 'sow seed ministry' . Anywhere you turn, the song is the same; sow seed! 

IS IT WOE TO TROUSER WEARING WOMEN ???

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I think the picture above depicts what God had in mind when He handed down the law as contained in Deuteronomy 22:5 " The woman shall not wear that which partaineth unto a man,    neither shall a man put on a woman's garment; for all that do so (are)    abomination unto the Lord they God" KJV Growing up, we were raised in a watertight, strict, rigid, uncompromising, and unyielding conservative Christian home. Matter of 'factly', I was a Deeper Life Bible Church breed. Then, Television was a sin, football and every other gaming activities were carnal . My back has telltale signs of serious floggings for having to be caught sneaking into our neighbor's house to watch 'Tales by moonlight'.  Now, television has been removed from the list of sinful properties to own, as Sister Helen (my mother) now has one that graces her sitting room. LOL!!!

LET'S RUN THAT BLACKMAILER OUT OF BUSINESS!

Is this dude mad? How in God's name can we do that? This 'badt' guys have been in business since the history of human existence. They are older than our forth Ancestors. The Big question now is, how can we run them out of business? Follow me closely and find out how. You see, evil thrives in the dark. Every negative stuff has its origin in the secret and we intend it to remain that way. It is this conscious effort to keep things in the dark perpetually that the blackmailer uses against us. That is his edge above us.  Ironically, we are the ones that give the blackmailer the  same instrument he uses to inflict pain and terror on us. What Should I Do To Crash His Business Empire? I suggest you come to the point  of self realization. Acknowledging the fact  that you are human. And being human means  making  mistakes. You will once in awhile do things you will not be proud of afterwards.  You are wired to make mistakes. Tell yourself that you are n...

BUT JESUS WASN'T A CHRISTIAN! (PART 1)

So, in one of those 'me moments' I was deep in thought. My mind was preoccupied with all these issues about doctrines and dogmas, all the rules and regulations and all the 'Dos & Don'ts' . Then I asked myself, was Jesus the founder of Christianity? If no, what was His religion during His earthly ministry? Do you have an idea? From my findings, here's what I found. Jesus Christ was born of a Jewish mother and raised by Joseph, His earthly father in Galilee, a Jewish part of the world. He regularly worshiped in Jewish communal worship centers called synagogues. The gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke and John) were filled with instances where He preached from Jewish Scrolls (The Bible) in the synagogues. He celebrated the Jewish festivals. Jesus Christ went on pilgrimage to the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem . Recall when He was missing as a child for three days and was found in the synagogue teaching the elders and priests? Contrary to the erroneous belief  tha...

BUT JESUS WASN'T A CHRISTIAN! (PART 1)

So, in one of those 'me moments' I was deep in thought. My mind was preoccupied with all these issues about doctrines and dogmas, all the rules and regulations and all the 'Dos & Don'ts' . Then I asked myself, was Jesus the founder of Christianity? If no, what was His religion during His earthly ministry? Do you have an idea? From my findings, here's what I found. Jesus Christ was born of a Jewish mother and raised by Joseph, His earthly father in Galilee, a Jewish part of the world. He regularly worshiped in Jewish communal worship centers called synagogues. The gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke and John) were filled with instances where He preached from Jewish Scrolls (The Bible) in the synagogues. He celebrated the Jewish festivals. Jesus Christ went on pilgrimage to the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem . Recall when He was missing as a child for three days and was found in the synagogue teaching the elders and priests?